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The Basketball Coach
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's
office and demanded a raise right then and there.
"Please," protested the college President, "you already make
more than the entire History department."
"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up
with," the coach blustered. "Look."
He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging
down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm
there," he ordered.
Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of
breath.
"You're not there, sir," he reported.
"Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the President, scratching
his head. "I would have phoned."
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