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The Hind Lick Maneuver

 

Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite
restaurant when they noticed
 a young woman at the next table having trouble
 breathing.

 One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table,
took her face in his big
Texan hands and said, "Kin ya swaller?" She shook
 her head 'no.' "Kin ya
breathe?"  Again she shakes her head 'no.'

 The Texan grabs her around the waist with one of his
big Texan hands, turns
 her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties
and licks her right on
the bottom! Of course the young woman was so shocked
 that she coughed
causing the food to dislodge.  The big Texan pulls
 up her panties, pulls
 down her skirt, turns her right side up, tips his
 hat and returns to his seat.

 His companion is sitting there stunned. "I have
 never seen anything like
 that in my whole life!" he says to his heroic
friend.  The hero replies,
 "Yeah, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works
 every time!"

    

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