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Men Vs Women
Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful
they are.
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say. Everything they
do.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful women is one who can find such a man.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A
woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's
on PMS.
Women are the only exploited group in history who have been idealized into
powerlessness.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know
which sex is smarter.
Most men's primary fantasy is still, unfortunately, access to a number of
beautiful women. For a man, commitment means giving up this fantasy. Most
women's primary fantasy is a relationship with one man who either provides
economic security or is on his way to doing so (he has "potential").
For a woman, commitment to this type of man means achieving this fantasy. So
commitment often means that a woman achieves her primary fantasy, while a man
gives his up.
It's not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can
simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.
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