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* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

* He who laughs last thinks slowest.

* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

* All men are idiots, and I married their King.

* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

* Montana -- At least our cows are sane!

* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

* Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

* Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

* Keep honking...I'm reloading

*Dain bramaged.

*Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

*Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel 

*Boldly going nowhere

*CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!

*He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged 

*How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? 

*I'm an imbecile and I vote

*Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch 

*If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

*Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!

*WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

*If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 

*Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

*You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you! 

*You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

*Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. 

*Grow your own dope, plant a man

*All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

*I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

*Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

*All men are idiots...I married their king.

*The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. 

*IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

*Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

*Hang up and drive.

*I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 

*Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

*It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

*Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

*Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home. 

*Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

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