Things to Ponder

- Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?

- A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops, so what is a work station? (where work stops)?

- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

- If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

- Why do they have brails at a drive-thru bank?

- If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

- How much faith does it take to to be an atheist?

- I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

- If quitters never win, and winners never quit. What fool came up with "Quit while you are ahead"?

- Okay, who stopped payment on my reality check?

- I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

- What hair color do bald men put on their driver's licenses?

- What was the best thing before sliced bread?

- Why are apartments called that when they are together?

- Why do you have a TV set but it's one piece?

- When someone is driving slow in front of you they are "idiots" but when someone passes you, then they are "maniacs".

- Why is it that a building is called a building but its finished?? They have finished building.

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